The Rangers came home a couple of months ago and found that a buff Gnome was squatting in front of our garage door. Before we knew it, he had taken a position atop our sign denoting our forest boundary.
His presence created a disturbance in the Gnome Force for the next couple of weeks. We knew something was off with Gnome Santa. We just didn’t know what.
This last weekend we found that three additional Gnomes had taken position within the Ninja Training Camp on an embankment, with weapons drawn. They appear to be adequately spaced for an intervention, with a sniper positioned behind the moss. Are they positioning themselves for a war with Buff Santa? Only time will tell.
At some point during the weekend a pair of Gnudists gained entry to The Lodge and took a happy position within the plants. They appear to be happy and enjoying nature. Their eye protection would indicate that they either just came back from tanning, or they are hiding their eyes from the sun.
One thing is certain, the Gnomes are here to stay. They have continued their squatting efforts and distribution on WindMooNF.